Miscellaneous Rules from Jinn

Rule#1: If we are going to do this together, participation is required..

Rule#2: Remember I may not always be right but, I am never wrong.

Rule#3: Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left..

Rule#4; What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine..

Rule#5: I will stick with you through thick and thin but, if it gets too thick, I'm thinning out..

Rule#6: If you come home and I look dangerous, I probably am..

Rule#7: If everyone at the table has steak and you have fugu, well..

Rule#8: Pick up in front of and behind yourself*

 

*This rule may be omitted if your fingers are all broken, if your hands or your arms have been totally chopped off or, if you don't live with me.

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