Rule#1: If we are going to do this together, participation is required..
Rule#2: Remember I may not always be right but, I am never wrong.
Rule#3: Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left..
Rule#4; What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine..
Rule#5: I will stick with you through thick and thin but, if it gets too thick, I'm thinning out..
Rule#6: If you come home and I look dangerous, I probably am..
Rule#7: If everyone at the table has steak and you have fugu, well..
Rule#8: Pick up in front of and behind yourself*
*This rule may be omitted if your fingers are all broken, if your hands or your arms have been totally chopped off or, if you don't live with me.