Rule # one - When a couple gets married, the man signs away the right to be right.
Rule # two - Women are allowed to eat whatever they want to on their birthday, unless they are going in for surgery.
Rule # Three - Teeny bikinis are not made with women over 5o years of age, or 5o pounds overweight, in mind.
Rule # Four - Shoes with four inch heels, and three inch pointed toes are only a good idea when used as a weapon.
Rule # Five - If you and your man fight over the remote control, get a remote of your own... and take the batteries out of his.
Rule # Six - Don't lick your cat - There is nothing nastier than human hairballs.
Rule # Seven - Don't buy a car or a bathtub that is smaller than you are.
Rule # Eight - The oldest woman waiting for a stall in a public restroom gets to go to the head of the line - just because.
Rule # Nine - Never leave the house without going back for something at least four times.
Rule # Ten - Never ever admit to a man that he looks better in his clothes than you look in yours.