Rule One: Jesus loves you. Not everyone loves Jesus. Deal with it.
Rule Two: Don't be hatin' .Use Thugs wisdom.
Rule Three: Women you don't need a husband. You need a wife. Men don't clean. If you get a wife with the same size you can totally clothes swap! You'll look much cuter in your wife's t-shirts.
Rule Four: If someone says you are in denial. You probably are.
Rule Five: If your going anywhere with kids bring some toys. Don't get mad at them because they're bored.
Rule Six: Love maybe blind, commonsense isn't. Use it.
Rule Seven: Don't be an a$$
Rule Eight: If your partner wants to do the Romeo and Juliet joint suicide thing say " You first".
Rule Nine: Jerry Springer can fix any relationship problem