Rule One: In general, things get better over time.
Rule Two: Whenever someone says "I promise", always add on: "as long as the circumstances suit what I want."
Rule Three: A woman has three reasons for everything she does: the reason she says she has, the reason she thinks she has, and the reason she really has
Rule Four: Happiness is not found in another person. It is found within.
Rule Five: As long as you do what you love with all your strength and ability, you will be happy and complete.
Rule Six: A woman will do everything in her power to ensure she gets what she wants.
Rule Seven: Don't ever settle for less than what you deserve.*
*And if you somehow are forced to settle for less than what you deserve, plot to get what you deserve.