Things to do when every one else in the world is asleep. Obviously the activities are determined by the season. You're not going to steal strawberries in January, at least not in Canada. However, if your neighbour owns a green house....

Steal strawberries from your neighbour's garden.

walk in the moonlight

throw rocks at the moon

throw baseballs at the moon

Throw old dead fallen apart scarecrows at the moon.

throw snowballs at the moon (in season)

bay at the moon.

swim naked in the river.

swim naked in a local quarry

walk naked in the moonlight

lay on your back in a meadow and look at the moon (naked)

walk around town playing "Reveille" on a bugle at 3:00 in the morning.

Run away and hide very fast

read stories and write all night on the Protagonize site

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I work all night and sleep all day. Even on my nights off I'm often up all night. I don't know how I do it, but I can be a night owl and still be a morning person. However, I'm not a fun person in the afternoon, if I'm even awake that is. The point to this story is that there is no point, it's just fun. The idea is to list things that could be done in the middle of the night when everyone else is sleeping. That is to say that you can list anything at all, it doesn't even have to be scientifically possible, like fly to the moon without an aircraft. You can do stuff alone or in a group , like join a coven of witches. It's all for fun. The funnier the better. You don't actually have to be a night owl to join the Night Owl Club. You can be a day person that likes to spend the occasional night out doing fun stuff that you might get caught at during the day. Just keep it clean, legal and painless, that's all I ask. Enjoy.

updated Dec 20 '08 by moonwalker