A shy little species can be found sitting perfectly still in it's environment, awaiting prey.

Made from old breakfast cereally milk, thumb tacks and a christmas card from someone we all hate Oldmilktackmas has been born anew.

Unfortunately for this creature it is not only a bit poisonous to other species but it has a constant hedgehog like defense made of tacks which prevents social courtships. Hopefully they will evole quickly so that they may produce offspring.

Oldmilktackmas enjoys long walks on the beach and...oh wait, sorry.

They feed mostly on bright sweeite wrappers that they catch in a milky ooze. The poor blighters I'm a terrible mean god today.

Who else will join the paradise?

The End

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