As the smoke settled, gasps came from the entire group as a huge yellow figure came from the exploding faucets, which were pouring all different varieties of chocolate around the room.
"Oh my god!" Herryomin gasped, "Thats the Cute But Also At The Same Time Rather Malicious And Fairly Evil Duck Of Blah!"
"We know!" Belle yelped, hitting Stark round the back of the head to stop him screaming like a little girl. He stopped quickly and returned to his default pouty, deep expression.
The Cute But Also At The Same Time Rather Malicious And Fairly Evil Duck Of Blah quacked, a quack that rocked the entire room. A quack that set everybody's ears ringing and buzzing. And then, it spoke.
"HOW DARE YOU MORTALS ENTER MY CHOCOLATEY DOMAIN!" It roared, slapping down it's massive yellow feet.
"Actually, i'm a vampire so i'm really not a mortal. And, well, you're a duck. SO your like, ten times more mortal than me," Said Stark, flipping his stupid quiffy hair nack for a second.
*COUGH* Idiot *COUGH*
The Cute But Also At The Same Time Rather Malicious And Fairly Evil Duck Of Blah quack-roared again.
"I AM NOT MORTAL, I WAS BORN OF A MAGICIAN WHO HAD A THING FOR DUCKS,"
"Hmh, gross," Said Belle.
"YOU HAVE BROKEN THE MAGIC FAUCETS OF CHOCOLATE, YOU DIE NOW!"
The duck stomped forward.
At that moment Herryomin opened her back and removed a loaf of bread, which she threw into the corner of the room. It rolled for a moment through chocolate, before settling.
The duck stopped, and quacked happily, before running to the corner and chomping the loaf quickly.
Then, Hairy removed a rifle from his pocket and shot the duck.
It quacked one final time, before dropping to the ground. Dead as a... well, dead as a duck.
"You have a rifle!?" Belle screamed.
"Yes," Replied Hairy calmly.
"Why didn't you mention this before? Now we don't have anything to eat!"
"Well, you didn't ask. I also have a melon in my pocket, you didn't want to know about that did you," Hairy said, pulling a large green ball shaped item from his pocket.
It took the group a moment to realise that it had a lit fuse on the top.
"It's a bomb!" Screamed Stark.
Yeah, no sh*t Sherlock.