sickness is a disease
newspaper is for burning
candy has sugar, which makes it fun
caffine is fun too
books are portals to alternate universes
music controls feelings
you can have faith in anything, even chocolate
face it, girls and boys are different
middle names are pointless
homework is pointless, if we werent paying atention in class, how will we know it now?
if there is an obesitiy crisis, why is junk food getting cheaper?
why are people normal?
why is individuality frowned apon?
i am going to be me, if you dont like it, TOO BAD!!!!