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Act 8

Greg: I've been stuck in here for hours. 

Ethan: We've noticed.

Greg: How can y'all be falling asleep at a time like this? 

Ethan: Were patient, they will come tomorrow. 

Greg: I'm just gonna give up asking you who “They” are, and quit guessing what's going on. 

Ethan: Well I'm going to sleep all.

Greg: Yeah you do that. I'm just gonna wait, I hope George and that are coming for me.

Ethan: George… a friend I guess he's probably dead. 

Greg: WHAT!?

Ethan: All I can say is that most the people you know in school are dead now, or will be very shortly. 

Greg: WHAT IS GOING ON, TELL ME NOW! WHAT’S HAPPENED BACK AT WHITE VIEW? WHERE ARE WE NOW!?

Ethan: All in good time Greg. 

Greg: Rubbish! I'm starving, we've had to shit on the floor and in-between us we have 3 water bottles, I'm thirsty, hungry, angry, depressed and uh… how do you even know “They” are coming?

Ethan: The plan has been made “They” will come. 

Greg: I swear to God if I discover this plan is killing George or a friend I'll beat y’all to a bloody pulp. 

Ethan: All in good… 

Greg: … time jeez you've said that around 100 times now is it your life motto?

Ethan: I suppose, well night Greg, don't worry we won't kill you while you sleep, were not like that. 

Greg (thinking as he tries to sleep): Stuck with a group of cult- like nerds who won't tell me a thing, my friends are in danger, but I don't have a clue about what's going on, where are Daz and Baz? Is everyone looking for me? Do they even care? Oh George I really hoped you cared about me now, please because I do not like what the nerds are suggesting, please be alive, George, please be alive...  

(Elsewhere in school) 

Lucy: Psst.. George!

George: What?

Lucy: You look like you're thinking… over Greg, I guess. 

George: What did he say to you, before… well all this? 

Lucy: He basically said you felt more like an instructor than a friend. 

George: Really, man I was a rubbish friend. 

Lucy: Hey come on people here barely know each other, you and Greg have had five days the rest of us have had five years, take Chantelle for example. 

Chantelle: What about me?

Lucy: If I and George were to die now what you remember us as?

Chantelle: The chatty bitch and the weird Anti-Chav guy. 

Lucy: See, I'm sure if Greg died or you died you would remember each other better than that. 

Gordon: (thinking out loud) I remember Cairon, the way his soft bouncy hair shined in streaming sunlight, the way he laughed and had one crooked tooth, his beautiful brown eyes and his softly dipped caramel coated skin, and his eccentric personality and his physique which was ripped…

(Aaron is freaked out by this description) 

Aaron: Gordon you are freaking me the fuck out. 

Gordon: Sorry mate I was high again. 

Mrs Conrad: The magical fast working drug has returned I see. 

Gordon: Err, yeah…

 Jack: Will you guys shut up I'm trying to sleep. 

Rhys: Same here.

Mr Redwood: Yes- I- and- Noel-kitties are- trying- to- sleep.

 Chantelle: Did you just call her Noel-kitties? 

Mr Redwood: I -mean- Miss- Noel- and- I- are- trying- to- rest- so- if- you- could- pipen down… 

Chantelle: Sir why you holdin hands?

Mr Redwood: We- are- not.

Chantelle: Why are you blushing sir? 

Mr Redwood- I-I- I- was- not… 

Chantelle: Why you got a boner sir? 

Mr Redwood: That- that- is- not- 

Chantelle: Why…?

Miss Noel: Why are you asking questions? 

Chantelle: Why are you topless miss?

Miss Noel: I-I I am hot. I need to cool down. 

Chantelle: Bet it's hot to Mr Redwood ay it. 

Miss Noel: I- I'm going to bed. 

Chantelle: Me too miss I'm sleeping with Ryan; I see you're sleeping with Mr Redwood. 

Mrs Conrad: Can we all just sleep now, before someone dies?  

(Everyone settles) 

Mrs Conrad: Everyone expect you Thomas you’re on guard. 

Thomas: I feel like a slave. 

Chelsea: Because you're black that's why. 

Sarah: Great now Chelsea knows different colours. 

Florence: Well at least… 

Everyone: Shut up!

Florence: You know I will speak soon, speak for thy freedom! 

Sarah: Still that's a racist thing to imply. 

Jack: There's a very racist implication behind this whole thing anyway. Black Crest as the baddies and White View as the goodies… 

Mrs Conrad: What on earth makes you think were the goodies? are you implying you're a goodie?

Jack: Well I think I'm an okay dude…  

Mrs Conrad: And you're reasoning for this?

Jack: I don't murder people… I abide to the law.

Mrs Conrad: Yes and you're still an unbearable copycat of your attention whore girlfriend, so for the sake of every thing with a sense of hearing in 5 miles,be silent.

Jack: I just thought...

Mrs Conrad: SHUT UP! 

(He is silent as instructed) 

Thomas: Well come on guys let’s just try to settle down now.   

(They all settle down) 

Lucy: There you go George; compared to loads of people here, you and Greg have a great relationship. 

George: You know if I ever find Greg again and we somehow survive this shit, I'm gonna promise to do more stuff that friends do, hang out and all that. 

Lucy: Yeah I should do more stuff with Dean and Elliot. 

George: I suppose you're sad their gone. 

Lucy: Yeah, but we can save them hopefully.

George: Yeah I hope. 

Lucy: (Remembering how Greg told her, that George liking her)So George I was just thinking, we never spoke much, but this week has been the maddest of my life, and well, things may change but what did you well-you-know-think… of… err me?

George: Lucy, well you were a chatterbox, heck you could annoy me, always trying to nice to people who didn't  you're pretty awesome. 

Lucy: (turns away blushing): Thanks you are too. 

(Meanwhile outside) 

Suzanne: Day 2 of this siege dawns, the police have not been able to gain advantage of the situation overnight. So we don't know what could happen, or how long this will go on for, the army are being considered to be drafted in, but by the time that may have been decided it may be too little to late… 

(On a plane to England) 

Police Officer 2: Good thing you sold you're diamond crested watch so we could get on this flight so quickly. 

Police Officer 1: Yeah just great *Note the sarcasm*    

Police Officer 2: Come on, were not gonna be there on time. 

Police Officer 1: You know we've only have 2 hours’ worth of flight left, we've been flying all night, then we have to take the taxi to Mortdale and…  

Police Officer 2: WE NEED TO GET THERE GREG COULD BE IN DANGER! 

(Silence) 

Police Officer 1: You've grown on him.  

Police Officer 2: I just don't like leaving him in that… that place.

(Cut back to the school) 

Mrs Conrad: Right, everyone, get up!

Florence: I barely got any beauty sleep. 

Chantelle: I KNOW RIGHT EVERYONE WAS SO LOUD LAST NIGHT GOD PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO STOP LOVING THE SOUND OF THEIR OWN VOICE! 

Jack: Does the word Hypocrite ring a bell with you? 

Mrs Conrad: We all know it does, so stop repeating it you foolish bunch of wasted souls and answer me are all of the remaining people present. 

All: Yes! 

Mrs Conrad: Right let's go. 

(They move from beneath the staircase and see the car park, but there is a lot of open space between them and the car park and Black Crestor's are everywhere) 

Miss Noel: Now what? We need to get to the Car park! 

Mrs Conrad: I know that, just let me think… 

Sanjay: Hang on guys we tried Air vents to stay hidden surely we could use the sewer system beneath the school to escape. 

Mrs Conrad: Don't you think they'll have blocked or be down there already. 

Gordon: LET'S JUST RUN FOR IT! 

Sarah: Let's not that's suicide.  

Miss Noel: There is a manhole to the sewer system near to the back of school, we can take the route there by going through the art department, we can make it too the sewers, they only link to other school sewer systems so we'll use that to sneak to the car park and then run for the van. 

(Amazed stares) 

Chantelle: Miss you spend too much time at school.

 Miss Noel: I know but is anyone complaining?

Mrs Conrad: No, let's go.  

(Elsewhere)

Ethan: Morning all!

Greg: How can y'all even tell its morning? 

Veronica: He has a watch.

Ethan: Yes thank you Veronica, but I can speak for myself. 

Greg: So speaking of time, how long have I... well we been here?

Ethan: 12 hours now 

Greg: Great *note the sarcasm* 

Ethan: But our wait is nearly over Gregory they will come give it an hour or two... 

Greg: I'll try too. 

(Meanwhile…) 

Mrs Conrad: Right everyone under the door when I say go… 

(They wait for ten black crest pupils to move) 

Mrs Conrad: GO! 

(They all sprint inside the classroom; well they do but then Rhys trips up) 

Rhys: Shit, help.

 Sarah: RHYS! 

Black Crestor's: THERE’S ANOTHER ONE GRAB HIM. 

Sarah: COME ON GET UP! 

Rhys: I can't my ankle sprained. 

Miss Noel: Sarah come on; leave him it's your only choice.

Sarah: Never.

Mrs Conrad: As unbearably romantic as this is, I just want to inform you that Rhys has wet himself. 

Rhys: Err, I didn't… 

(Black Crestor’s are rapidly approaching)  

Rhys: THOMAS HELP, TAKE SARAH AND GO! 

(Thomas has already fled) 

Rhys:… fucking wimp.

(The others all run to safety but Rhys and Sarah are captured). 

Chelsea: (Panting): We've lost another two, I think… 

Asif: Chelsea… please…stop learning things… we … might need a human shield… soon.

Chelsea: That’s a horrible thing to say. 

George: Great she is learning faster than we anticipated.  

Lucy: She knows Morale values; this is both good and bad. 

Sanjay: Speaking of Morales, Thomas you just ditched Sarah. 

Asif: You know Rhys was right, you’re pathetic. 

Thomas: (stuttering) I…I…I...I… 

Gordon: (Bursting out): COWARD! 

Miss Noel: Does the word Hypocrite ring a bell with you? 

Mrs Conrad: Miss, of all people I expect the students to repeat that phrase but not you. 

Miss Noel: I couldn't resist. 

(They here a whimpering) 

Aaron: What the fuck is that noise?

Mr Redwood: Look… its Miss Ougar.

(Miss Ougar crawls up from under a table and stands there naked with a knife) 

Ryan: Okay I'm like a pimp in all and I never thought I'd say this to any female but… MISS PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON! 

Miss Ougar: There… there Ryan… such a well-built boy… so horny am I…

Florence: Ew

Miss Ougar: I liked teaching my pupils… 

Lucy (Whispering loudly): I think she's lost the plot. 

Miss Conrad: You foolish mortal, she's standing naked with a knife in a destroyed school; talking in a detached voice of course she's lost the plot! 

Miss Ougar: But… then… they … died right in front of me… HA! But I'm am still alive… yes… yes… I … am. 

Mrs Conrad: You won't be for long if you don't Budge! 

Miss Ougar: Oh, but my fellow teacher, there is no way out… no hope…  

Chelsea: Err, yes there is were going down a man's hole… 

Lucy: Manhole, Chelsea. 

Miss Ougar: A man's hole? You're having sex, an oh so wonderful fuck, I need before I die. 

Florence: No were trying to escape… 

Miss Ougar: The horrors of the present, yes I am trying to escape them too. 

(She approaches) 

George: We just need to get past, Miss, come on, come with us we can survive… 

Miss Ougar: LIAR! That's what the last group of boys said! BUT THEY LIED! THEY DIED! I HID AND LIVED! BUT THEY DIED! 

Gordon: I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR! 

Miss Ougar: Too late! Their are too many, whiners for boys and girls, how about a get rid of you all by bringing back our friends? 

Mrs Conrad: I swear if you do that… 

Miss Ougar: TOO LATE! ( She screams and begins to bang on the walls) 

George: RUN! 

Asif: STOP HER! 

(Asif, Sanjay, Chantelle, Ryan and Mrs Conrad go to silence Miss Ougar, but they are too late, the Black Crestor's burst in and Miss Ougar is killed in the chaos. Mrs Conrad fights her way to the others, but the other four are taken by the Black Crestor's) 

Aaron: QUICK IN HERE! 

(He lifts the Manhole cover, everyone dives in Gordon and Thomas leading the way, the Black Crestor's approach, Mr Redwood gets in last, slamming it shut forgetting Aaron was there). 

Aaron: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK LET ME IN… 

(He is caught very quickly) 

Mr Redwood- oh-dear-I-forgot-Aaron-was-there.

Mrs Conrad: Well you can pay for your mistakes when you drive your van out of here. 

Mr Redwood: Okay-no-need-to-pile-it-on. 

George: We just lost 5 people back there and now Miss Ougar's dead.

Florence: YES! 

(Stares) 

Florence: I mean Aww.

 Jack: Now were in the bloody sewer.

 Florence: We'll be fine; this Sewer water is not real.  

Lucy: Err… Florence I think it is. 

Florence: You're telling me it's full of… people's… people's… 

Lucy: Florence, were all covered in dust and blood and grime and whatever else. 

Florence: What?

Lucy: Haven't you seen your reflection? 

(Florence shakes her head, as Chelsea hands her make up mirror to Florence)  

(All the members of the group have cuts and bruises everywhere and are covered in dust, their uniforms are ripped and torn, expect for Miss Noel's of course, there also coated in sweat and now their covered in shitty sewer water). 

(Florence faints before she can scream; right into Jack’s arms after 5 seconds she exposes her bellybutton to add effect).  

Florence: And now thy die… 

Jack: Come on Florence, we have got this far, we can't back down now.  

Florence: I'll try… to be… stronger. 

Jack: Glad to hear that Little Princess. 

(Stares) 

George: “Little Princess”?

Jack: I used to call her that when we were younger.  

Mrs Conrad: I can see hardly anything has changed. 

Lucy: Oh, but you two you do know and care for each other deep down. Isn't it wonderful George?  

George: What… oh yeah told ya Lucy some people in this class care about each other. 

Florence: Yes thy art was always the little princess and you were always the handsome prince. 

Jack: Yeah we were foolish kids.

Mrs Conrad: Believe when I say absolutely nothing has changed with you two. 

Lucy: At least they care about each other.

Gordon: Some people don't ahem... Thomas. 

Thomas: You all just stop slagging me off, I'm scared alright.  

(Mrs Conrad bursts out laughing) 

Mrs Conrad: Oh you truly are pathetic.

Mr Redwood- Ermm- Guys- as- lovely- as- this- conversation- is- we- really –need- to –be- going.  To –get- to -the -van.  

Mrs Conrad: Right of course, remaining group let's move!

 (Mrs Conrad, Mr Redwood, Miss Noel, George, Lucy, Thomas, Gordon, Florence, Jack and Chelsea move though the sewers; Miss Noel has a flashlight that she “packed” with her) 

George: Miss, why did you pack a flashlight?

Miss Noel: Mr Admin, in dark enclosed spaces they are needed and I knew in a rubble encased school I would need it, so when I found one I picked it up for all good measure. 

Chelsea: I bet you like dark, enclosed places with Mr Redwood doe ya miss. 

Miss Noel: CHELSEA! 

Chelsea: Sorry had to make the Chantelle comment, seeing as she is not here.   

(A rat scurries past) 

Gordon: EWW, EWW, OH MY GOD THERE'S A RAT THERE! 

Mrs Conrad: Oh for the love of God, how can you be classed in male gender? 

Gordon: (Sobbing) I don’t like rats… 

Mrs Conrad: I don't like you, but yet I cope with it. 

Mr Redwood- Just- a few more- yards- I- think- then –were –underneath- the- car- Park. (Meanwhile) 

Suzanne: … Siege is expected to continue…

(she pauses as a police Officer in the background waves a banner reading “HI ALABAMA, HI MUM, I'M IN ENGLAND” this police officer is quickly dragged away by another). 

Suzanne:… So anyway the police are still unable to gain full access… 

(Meters away)  

Police Officer 2: What on earth did you think you were doing?   

Police Officer 1: Just wanted my five minutes of fame.

Police Officer 2: Did you forget why we're here? 

Police Officer 1: Oh yeah Greg, but we can't get past these barricades. 

Police Officer 2: I swear to God, were trained Police Officers we can get past this barricade. 

Police Officer 1: No way… 

(5 minutes later they have snuck past the barricade) 

Police Officer 2: So what were you saying earlier? 

Police Officer: Err, it don’t matter.

Police Officer 2: That's what I thought, now come on, this school I think's it's too the left, I hope we aren't too late.   

(Back at the school) 

Mr Redwood: WERE HERE! 

Jack: FINALLY! 

Lucy: Thank the Lord for that. 

Mrs Conrad: Actually you should be thanking me and my… 

(Voice from end of Sewer line) 

Black Crest Boy: THEY WENT DOWN HERE I SAW THEM! 

Black Crest Girl: RIGHT THEY'LL BE TRYING TO GET TO THE CAR PARK EVERYONE MOVE! 

Lucy: Oh shit, everyone up the ladder now!

(Too late hundreds of the Black Crest students converge on them) 

George: We won't make it! 

(Epic Music starts playing) 

Thomas: You guys go; I'll fight them off… 

Lucy: Thomas, No! 

Thomas: You guys need to run, I am leader it's time I made a stand, and did something right. 

(They all climb up the ladder with haste; Thomas faces the approaching Black Crestor's) 

Thomas: I'm not afraid of you! I am tired of running! 

(The Black Crestor's jump on him, Epic Music stops, Thomas screams like a sissy) 

Thomas: RUN! GUYS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! 

(He is dragged away Mr Redwood slams the Manhole cover back in place) 

George: We did it were here. 

Lucy: The car park.

Jack: Yeah we managed to move, to get around school in a day, real fast progress *Note the Sarcasm* 

Mrs Conrad: I think we've been spotted. 

(They turn to see more Black Crestor’s approaching)  

Gordon: Mr- err- Redwood- now would be, err I don't know… AN EXCELLENT FUCKING TIME TO TELL US WHERE YOUR VAN IS!   

Mr Redwood: RIGHT THERE!

(He points to a white van) 

George: Very stereotypically paedophilic but it beats the pink car that saved the day last time. 

(The Manhole is dislodged hundreds of Black Crestor's begin to climb up). 

Florence: RUNNNNN! 

(They all do, managing to doge; Black Crestor's on the way, but the Fat Redhead Black Crest Girl manages to pin down Jack and Florence and drag the pair away) 

Mr Redwood: Almost there. 

(George and Lucy suddenly find themselves surrounded by Black Crest pupils… George pulls Lucy behind a car and quickly shoves something into her hands). 

Lucy: What's this? 

George: My Black Crest uniform, I use it for disguise.

Lucy: Oh yeah you walk through the park instead of taking the bus like the most of us.

George: I was waiting of a time to use it, but I think you need it.

Lucy: But...

George: I’ll be fine, just go and I'll be right behind you… 

Lucy: George why me? 

George… because… just take it and go… 

(She gets into disguise and shuffles past the Black Crest’s who are busy chasing Chelsea)

Chelsea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (A Black Crest grabs her; and she is taken away, as they do they turn to Lucy) 

Lucy: What you looking at blads? imma fuck yow up! 

Mrs Conrad: LUCY WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU WEARING A BOY’S BLACK CREST UNIFORM! 

(Pause, Black Crestor's realise she is not one of them) 

George: Crap, never thought of that.

Lucy: (having managed to sprint to them) Neither did I.

Mrs Conrad: You half soaked dimwits, oh well you Lucy you managed to sneak past the Black Crestor's and George I will actually compliment your Chavology skills for getting this far not in disguise.  

George: Thanks… wow a compliment! 

(He and Lucy reunite and follow Mrs Conrad, Gordon, Miss Noel and Mr Haywood to the white van) 

Lucy: Thanks George I wouldn't have made it without that disguise. 

George: Just keep running were not out of the woods yet.

Mr Redwood: WERE HERE, QUICK YOU LOT IN THE BACK! 

George: SHIT, IT'S LOCKED! 

(The Black Crestor's approach, Mrs Conrad uses a karate chop to break the lock, Gordon, Mrs Conrad, George and Lucy dive to get in back, while Mr Redwood and Miss Noel get ready to drive).    

Gordon: OPEN THE DOOR! 

Mrs Conrad: Here we go!

(The double doors are tugged open, George is about to run in when the most unexpected sight, makes the four freeze in their tracks). 

George: GREG!?

(The room Greg was in the whole time was the back of the van, they look at Greg in shock as well as the nerds behind him, and Greg looks back shocked to as why they are all torn and bloody and to as why the school is in rubble in the background). 

Greg: George what’s going…!? 

(He gets no further; Miss Noel produces a crowbar and knocks the four out from behind, Greg stares in awe and prepares to attack Miss Noel for what she has done but a punch from Ethan from behind knocks him out too). 

Miss Noel: Good work Ethan.

Ethan: Thank you Miss. 

(The Black Crestor's converge on the van and stop at the sight, the Headmaster walks through the crowd). 

Headmaster: Excellent all has gone to plan…  

The End

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