You say "OH MY GAWD!"

Oh dear, it would seem that you have angered Mark. He engages you in a massive bear hug. Then after sixty minutes he turns it into a World's Strongest Slam. After that he crushes you with the World's strongest Squash. Finally, he masturbates into your mouth, thus you are dead. So your journey ends here, you have learnt much about yourself and your emotions (and about Mark Henry).  GOODBYE!

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