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DEAN leads SAM over to a couple of counter stools in clear view of BECKY’s table.

 SAM pulls out his Device and a keychain SCREWDRIVER and starts tinkering with it.

 DEAN

Do you have to do that here?

 SAM

I feel naked with out it.

 DEAN raises his eye brows.

 SAM

You know what I mean.

 A WAITRESS comes over to them, looking like she has partied all night and stood on her feet all morning. She is not happy as she approaches them.

 WAITRESS

Ready to order?

 DEAN

Got any specials today?

 WAITRESS

We’ve got our Famous Fried Fish Dish and the Largest Pig That Ever Lived.

 DEAN

What is the Largest Pig That Ever Lived?

 WAITRESS

One pound of pulled pork on ciabatta bread with our signature sauce. It comes with fries and a drink.

 DEAN

The largest pig who ever lived was only one pound?

 WAITRESS (MORE)

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(In a duh tone)

Well you couldn’t eat the whole thing!

 DEAN

Try me!

WAITRESS

(Scuffs)

I’m guessing you want one.

DEAN

You’d guess right.

 WAITRESS

(To SAM)

And you?

 SAM

I’ll take the chicken salad.

 WAITRESS

(To DEAN)

What’s wrong with your friend?

 DEAN busts up laughing.

 DEAN

I like you!

 He tips the WAITRESS.

 SAM

Hey!

 BECKY (O.S)

And Tammy bring it to table seven, yeah?

 DEAN turns on his stool to face BECKY.

 DEAN

Well, I didn’t see you here.

 SAM

Oh really?

 

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