DEAN leads SAM over to a couple of counter stools in clear view of BECKY’s table.
SAM pulls out his Device and a keychain SCREWDRIVER and starts tinkering with it.
Do you have to do that here?
I feel naked with out it.
DEAN raises his eye brows.
You know what I mean.
A WAITRESS comes over to them, looking like she has partied all night and stood on her feet all morning. She is not happy as she approaches them.
Ready to order?
Got any specials today?
We’ve got our Famous Fried Fish Dish and the Largest Pig That Ever Lived.
What is the Largest Pig That Ever Lived?
One pound of pulled pork on ciabatta bread with our signature sauce. It comes with fries and a drink.
The largest pig who ever lived was only one pound?
(In a duh tone)
Well you couldn’t eat the whole thing!
I’m guessing you want one.
You’d guess right.
I’ll take the chicken salad.
What’s wrong with your friend?
DEAN busts up laughing.
I like you!
He tips the WAITRESS.
And Tammy bring it to table seven, yeah?
DEAN turns on his stool to face BECKY.
Well, I didn’t see you here.