THE LOLLIPOP MAN WHO SHOT CARS




                     



Once upon a time a lollipop man brought out his gun and shot every car that came to the zebra crossing in order to make them stop.Hadn't the cars been shot they would have whizzed over the zebra crossing.
The lollipop's man favourite food was traffic lights.He had to eat them in order to make him big and strong.
One day the zebra crossing jumped up and knocked the lollipop man flying.he landed headfirst onto an egg tree and all the eggs smashed.The tree went berserk and threw the man up to the sun, where he went right through the middle.When he came out of the other end he became a lollipop man with fire coming out of his ears, so he went to a doctor in the Milky Way.The doctor Mr William Egg, squirted fish into the lollipop man's ears and that got rid of the fire.Soon afterwards the lollipop man crashed down to Earth and landed in a sheep pond.When he got out he walked up to the nearest house, owned by a bowl of soup.The soup said:"I will get you back to your zebra crossing."
By the time he got back the lollipop man found chickens walking on the zebra crossing.The lollipop man got out his gun and shot the chickens ,but they turned into wild baths.
Before you could say Jimmy Crickets a wild bath got up on its feet and chased the lollipop man up the road.The bath then picked up the man and threw him into itself.The taps turned on and drenched the man who couldn't escape from the wild bath.Then, along came a ten foot tall man who then rescued the lollipop man from the wild bath.
The man sent the wild bath packing.The bath ran off on four legs and went right into a lamp post.the lamp post let out a yell and got hold of the wild bath.It kicked it up into the sky and that was the end.The wild bath floated into outer space and met a load of wild baths.The baths said:"We're gonna bash the Earth."
So the baths invaded Earth and all of a sudden a bath invaded Burnside Centre, grabbed a day centre user and made off with him.
Help! shouted the day centre user, save me from that wild bath."
But, before he could say Jimmy Fruitbread the wild bath filled itself up and drenched the day centre man who was inside it.Next, a group of lockers  came to the rescue and pulled David Coast the day centre member from the wild bath, but the bath got too big for its boots and beat the lockers up, so badly that they burst open and all the coats fell ill.The coats were no match for the wild bath that was rampaging through the playground.
two instructors came out, armed with guns and shot the wild bath, but instead of killing it the guns made the wild bath even wilder.In two seconds the bath ate the instructors (staff members).All hell broke loose.The bath in a mad rampage crashed through the window of Burnside and turned all the tables over.A broom burst in and said:"Hey Wild Bath, get out of here."
All of a sudden the bath lunged towards the terrified broom and killed it.Next, a whole load of wild baths surrounded Burnside and held it hostage.
"We're gonna kill you shouted the wild baths to Burnside Centre.
Next, two baths burst in and found their mate (a wild bath) injured.
"Burnside Centre did this to our mate, so we're gonna bash that mad building."
But, before they could say any more the army burst in and threw grenades at the wild baths.In ten seconds they got blown up.
Now, with the wild baths no more the world was now safe.


Once upon a time a lollipop man brought out his gun and shot every car that came to the zebra crossing in order to make them stop.Hadn't the cars been shot they would have whizzed over the zebra crossing.
The lollipop's man favourite food was traffic lights.He had to eat them in order to make him big and strong.
One day the zebra crossing jumped up and knocked the lollipop man flying.he landed headfirst onto an egg tree and all the eggs smashed.The tree went berserk and threw the man up to the sun, where he went right through the middle.When he came out of the other end he became a lollipop man with fire coming out of his ears, so he went to a doctor in the milky way.The doctor Mr William Egg, squirted fish into the lollipop man's ears and that got rid of the fire.Soon afterwards the lollipop man crashed down to Earth and landed in a sheep pond.When he got out he walked up to the nearest house, owned by a bowl of soup.The soup said:"I will get you back to your zebra crossing."
By the time he got back the lollipop man found chickens walking on the zebra crossing.The lollipop man got out his gun and shot the chickens ,but they turned into wild baths.
Before you could say Jimmy Crickets a wild bath got up on its feet and chased the lollipop man up the road.The bath then picked up the man and threw him into itself.The taps turned on and drenched the man who couldn't escape from the wild bath.Then, along came a ten foot tall man who then rescued the lollipop man from the wild bath.
The man sent the wild bath packing.The bath ran off on four legs and went right into a lamp post.the lamp post let out a yell and got hold of the wild bath.It kicked it up into the sky and that was the end.The wild bath floated into outer space and met a load of wild baths.The baths said:"We're gonna bash the Earth."
So the baths invaded Earth and all of a sudden a bath invaded Burnside Centre, grabbed a day centre user and made off with him.
Help! shouted the day centre user, save me from that wild bath."
But, before he could say Jimmy Fruitbread the wild bath filled itself up and drenched the day centre man who was inside it.Next, a group of lockers  came to the rescue and pulled David Coast the day centre member fro the wild bath, but the bath got too big for its boots and beat the lockers up, so badly that they burst open and all the coats fell ill.The coats were no match for the wild bath that was rampaging through the playground.
two instructors came out, armed with guns and shot the wild bath, but instead of killing it the guns made the wild bath even wilder.In two seconds the bath ate the instructors (staff members).All hell broke loose.The bath in a mad rampage crashed through the window of Burnside and turned all the tables over.A broom burst in and said:"Hey Wild Bath, get out of here."
All of a sudden the bath lunged towards the terrified broom and killed it.Next, a whole load of wild baths surrounded Burnside and held it hostage.
"We're gonna kill you shouted the wild baths to Burnside Centre.
Next, two baths burst in and found their mate (a wild bath) injured.
"Burnside Centre did this to our mate, so we're gonna bash that mad building."
But, before they could say any more the army burst in and threw grenades at the wild baths.In ten seconds they got blown up.
Now, with the wild baths no more the world was now safe.


Once upon a time a lollipop man brought out his gun and shot every car that came to the zebra crossing in order to make them stop.Hadn't the cars been shot they would have whizzed over the zebra crossing.
The lollipop's man favourite food was traffic lights.He had to eat them in order to make him big and strong.
One day the zebra crossing jumped up and knocked the lollipop man flying.he landed headfirst onto an egg tree and all the eggs smashed.The tree went berserk and threw the man up to the sun, where he went right through the middle.When he came out of the other end he became a lollipop man with fire coming out of his ears, so he went to a doctor in the milky way.The doctor Mr William Egg, squirted fish into the lollipop man's ears and that got rid of the fire.Soon afterwards the lollipop man crashed down to Earth and landed in a sheep pond.When he got out he walked up to the nearest house, owned by a bowl of soup.The soup said:"I will get you back to your zebra crossing."
By the time he got back the lollipop man found chickens walking on the zebra crossing.The lollipop man got out his gun and shot the chickens ,but they turned into wild baths.
Before you could say Jimmy Crickets a wild bath got up on its feet and chased the lollipop man up the road.The bath then picked up the man and threw him into itself.The taps turned on and drenched the man who couldn't escape from the wild bath.Then, along came a ten foot tall man who then rescued the lollipop man from the wild bath.
The man sent the wild bath packing.The bath ran off on four legs and went right into a lamp post.the lamp post let out a yell and got hold of the wild bath.It kicked it up into the sky and that was the end.The wild bath floated into outer space and met a load of wild baths.The baths said:"We're gonna bash the Earth."
So the baths invaded Earth and all of a sudden a bath invaded Burnside Centre, grabbed a day centre user and made off with him.
Help! shouted the day centre user, save me from that wild bath."
But, before he could say Jimmy Fruitbread the wild bath filled itself up and drenched the day centre man who was inside it.Next, a group of lockers  came to the rescue and pulled David Coast the day centre member fro the wild bath, but the bath got too big for its boots and beat the lockers up, so badly that they burst open and all the coats fell ill.The coats were no match for the wild bath that was rampaging through the playground.
two instructors came out, armed with guns and shot the wild bath, but instead of killing it the guns made the wild bath even wilder.In two seconds the bath ate the instructors (staff members).All hell broke loose.The bath in a mad rampage crashed through the window of Burnside and turned all the tables over.A broom burst in and said:"Hey Wild Bath, get out of here."
All of a sudden the bath lunged towards the terrified broom and killed it.Next, a whole load of wild baths surrounded Burnside and held it hostage.
"We're gonna kill you shouted the wild baths to Burnside Centre.
Next, two baths burst in and found their mate (a wild bath) injured.
"Burnside Centre did this to our mate, so we're gonna bash that mad building."
But, before they could say any more the army burst in and threw grenades at the wild baths.In ten seconds they got blown up.
Now, with the wild baths no more the world was now safe.


Once upon a time a lollipop man brought out his gun and shot every car that came to the zebra crossing in order to make them stop.Hadn't the cars been shot they would have whizzed over the zebra crossing.
The lollipop's man favourite food was traffic lights.He had to eat them in order to make him big and strong.
One day the zebra crossing jumped up and knocked the lollipop man flying.he landed headfirst onto an egg tree and all the eggs smashed.The tree went berserk and threw the man up to the sun, where he went right through the middle.When he came out of the other end he became a lollipop man with fire coming out of his ears, so he went to a doctor in the milky way.The doctor Mr William Egg, squirted fish into the lollipop man's ears and that got rid of the fire.Soon afterwards the lollipop man crashed down to Earth and landed in a sheep pond.When he got out he walked up to the nearest house, owned by a bowl of soup.The soup said:"I will get you back to your zebra crossing."
By the time he got back the lollipop man found chickens walking on the zebra crossing.The lollipop man got out his gun and shot the chickens ,but they turned into wild baths.
Before you could say Jimmy Crickets a wild bath got up on its feet and chased the lollipop man up the road.The bath then picked up the man and threw him into itself.The taps turned on and drenched the man who couldn't escape from the wild bath.Then, along came a ten foot tall man who then rescued the lollipop man from the wild bath.
The man sent the wild bath packing.The bath ran off on four legs and went right into a lamp post.the lamp post let out a yell and got hold of the wild bath.It kicked it up into the sky and that was the end.The wild bath floated into outer space and met a load of wild baths.The baths said:"We're gonna bash the Earth."
So the baths invaded Earth and all of a sudden a bath invaded Burnside Centre, grabbed a day centre user and made off with him.
Help! shouted the day centre user, save me from that wild bath."
But, before he could say Jimmy Fruitbread the wild bath filled itself up and drenched the day centre man who was inside it.Next, a group of lockers  came to the rescue and pulled David Coast the day centre member fro the wild bath, but the bath got too big for its boots and beat the lockers up, so badly that they burst open and all the coats fell ill.The coats were no match for the wild bath that was rampaging through the playground.
two instructors came out, armed with guns and shot the wild bath, but instead of killing it the guns made the wild bath even wilder.In two seconds the bath ate the instructors (staff members).All hell broke loose.The bath in a mad rampage crashed through the window of Burnside and turned all the tables over.A broom burst in and said:"Hey Wild Bath, get out of here."
All of a sudden the bath lunged towards the terrified broom and killed it.Next, a whole load of wild baths surrounded Burnside and held it hostage.
"We're gonna kill you shouted the wild baths to Burnside Centre.
Next, two baths burst in and found their mate (a wild bath) injured.
"Burnside Centre did this to our mate, so we're gonna bash that mad building."
But, before they could say any more the army burst in and threw grenades at the wild baths.In ten seconds they got blown up.
Now, with the wild baths no more the world was now safe.Posted by Bernard Tisman at 9:36 AM 0 comments Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to FacebookLabels: Bernard's BlogNewer PostsOlder PostsHomeSubscribe to: Posts (Atom)Powered by Blogger.

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