Rosetta Marie Parker
Trust me, don't read on unless you don't like sad stories or unhappy endings. 'Cause I'm telling the truth when I say that this fairytale has no prince charming or unicorns. This isn't even a fairytale it's more like a biography.
Wait what'd you say? That you want to know how I died? Please.
Sorry, thanks for the offer, but that's my soft spot. You just crossed the line. Run along, there's nothing here for you. Go, now. Oh, wait, yeah. Enjoy the story. That doesn't sound right, hmm, I got one! Enjoy the tale of the two best friends, linked together, enjoy the tale of how I died. Even though it's sad, it is still remarkable.