There once was a kid

With a really big ear

His name was Sid

And he drank lots of beer.

Now, Sid was a weird sort of kid

He liked to throw cheese.

Throw cheese; yes, he did

While he was breathing.

Sid was a kid

Without any brains;

He slid and he slid --

Sid, you're a dummy.

Where he is now,

Nobody knew.

We think he's with cows,

And hope you are too.

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