A terrible poem about computing. sort of.
"This programme is not responding."
I swear I like my laptop a lot!
I would but you'd just tell me to shut it down.
No wonder every emoticon is a frown,
forget to save it and it's gone,
Backed-up data, I have none,
Google resents my constant search,
But i'd worship the internet at a technology-church,
Hammer the keyboard in a rage,
Feel as if I'm locked in an unresponding cage.