The internet also hates me:(

A terrible poem about computing. sort of.

"This programme is not responding."

Why not?

I swear I like my laptop a lot!

"Diagnose problem."

I would but you'd just tell me to shut it down.

No wonder every emoticon is a frown,

forget to save it and it's gone,

Backed-up data, I have none,

Google resents my constant search,

But i'd worship the internet at a technology-church,

Hammer the keyboard in a rage,

Feel as if I'm locked in an unresponding cage.

The End

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