Hello, it is me.
You like so many others, have probably just recieved this letter. Then you tore it open viciously, but please do not do that again. I took alot of time putting the cardstock in the envelope.
So, you have been chosen. For a task that for any normal person, would be impossible. But you, my friend, are not normal.
I'll explain in the next letter. I don't have much time. I have to go give my cat a bath. It's nasty buisness.