the grand adventures of me,in other words why my life sucks...

It was a dark and stormy night...

:"crap".  she thought, im certainly not about to start a story like that...!

This is too hard. How are we supposed to write a story about our lives in five hundred words?Stupid high school. Stupid english lit.

Stupid life......

O.k lets start over....

My name is Audrey . My  parents named me after Audrey Hepburn.

Hoping I might soak up some of her class , i suppose. They forgot to think about the fact that If they wanted me to have a bit of class, it might help if they werent always  freakin drunk.. If we didnt have to line up at the food bank every second Wednesday of the month  with the rest of the  lowlifes and losers because  my stupid mother spent all our welfare money on alcohol. Lets see. Thats good, an alcoholic mother, a dad....

I know. Hes a womaniser who is always cheating on my mother with.. um... yeah.  Thats good!  Much more exciting than my real life.

Noone said it had to be true, did it? Well its mostly not true. My mom does drink sometimes and my Dad?? Who knows. I havent seen him in years.

 

 

 

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