Duck, Duck, Noose
Confession VIII:
I hate computers. They return my affections.
5:10 am
Now I remember why I removed all the heavy objects from my headboard. Wonder why I forgot.
8:42 am
Started World War 1. Finished it by fourth period English.
10:18 am
Why am I made to stand on tables at awkward moments?
12:12 pm
"It's a tiny, sequined Santa hat. Where's yours?"
2:15 pm
Officially appointed Chief Squid, effective once best friend rules the world.
So quickly everything falls into place...
4:32 pm
Successfully duct-taped violin case back together. It definitely looks classier this way.
9:20 pm
"Quo". "Quo" is in the iPod version of Scrabble's dictionary but not "zen". If "zen" were allowed, I'm sure the number of Scrabble-related deaths would go down.
"Yeti", however, is in Scrabble's dictionary. I wonder if this is significant.
Philosophical Insight VIII:
When a tree falls alone in a forest, does it make any sound?
The real question is which tree was the killer.
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