Fluffy eats Hot Sauce.

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One day fluffy decided to change her name

<(o,o)>
She called herself Charlie, the dame,

<(O.O)>
And became headmaster/mistress of a private school, how lame.

<(o.o)>|*|
"I'm going out for sushi!" She proclaimed.

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She used her chopsticks to pick up, with careful aim,

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That green blobby chunk and it quickly came

<(*0*)>
 Into her wide open mouth without shame

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Until she felt the flame.

<(%.%)>
And this can suffice to officially disclaim

/_'_/
Commencement speeches about going for it!

The End

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