One day fluffy decided to change her name
She called herself Charlie, the dame,
And became headmaster/mistress of a private school, how lame.
"I'm going out for sushi!" She proclaimed.
She used her chopsticks to pick up, with careful aim,
That green blobby chunk and it quickly came
Into her wide open mouth without shame
Until she felt the flame.
And this can suffice to officially disclaim
Commencement speeches about going for it!