Fluffy Can't Sleep

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One night Fluffy was asleep,

<(O.O)>
When she suddenly awoke because she thought that a creep

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Was standing over her watching her sleep,

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But she sighed as there was in fact no such creep

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Standing over her watching her sleep.

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But when she tried to go back to bed,

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The image of the creep wouldn't leave her head

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And she simply could not fall asleep,

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And began to wish she were dead!

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What made this image dance in her head?

<(O.O)><(AAAAHHHH!!!!!!)
She watched a horror movie before bed!

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What can we learn from Fluffy's dread?

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 ALVIN HITCHCOCK IS PUBLIC ENEMY #1!!!

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