One day fluffy was feeling prickly,
Her temperature suggested that she was sickly,
-~=,( $< *)
So she ran to the store especially quickly,
Only to find that since she'd dressed so thickly,
She no longer felt a bit prickly!
So she used her money to buy a book,
And when she sat down and opened it up to have a look,
She noticed something in the pages, upon which she shook,
She realized one paper was a treasure map,
That, from the pages, she carefully took.
She began to dream of being like Captain VonTrapp,
As she stared at the page in her lap,
Of sailing the seas, and searching the shores,
Forgetting all of her burdens and chores.
[Buy Kellogg's Cereal!]
But then she noticed that it came from the back of a cereal box,
That the map was a cheap xerox,
And began to feel prickly again,
But since she had bought the book, she couldn't afford
Her medicine; she wasn't healthy or happy anymore.
The lesson from this I would like you to store,
Instead of hurrying out the door.
Is that treasure maps are never real,
Its never that easy to get a good deal,
And anyone who tells you otherwise is a con artist.