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A thing named Fluffy

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Had a best friend named Muffy

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Who at times could be quite scruffy

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And an aunt who was very puffy.

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One day Aunt Sue

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Took the kids to the zoo,

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Where thay saw a baby kangaroo
 
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And a barn owl too! 

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"The owl says 'Hoo!',"

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Said the aunt to the two.

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Then they  saw a monkey

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Who looked a little funky

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Aunt Sue turned to the girls and said,

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"He's probably a junkie!"

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Fluffy asked, "What's a junkie? That word sounds funky!"

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Aunt Sue replied somberly, "A junky is someone who does drugs"

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"You mean like thugs?"

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Aunt Sue shrugged.

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"Taking drugs makes you lazy!"

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"It sometimes even makes you crazy!"

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Fluffy said, "I'll never do drugs!" 

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And gave her aunt two giant hugs! 

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The moral, my children, is don't do drugs!

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 Please, oh please, my darling kid!

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For if you smoke or snuff a single smidge,

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You could end up like the monkey did! 

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A just for fun, James Thurber-like, illustrated, rhyming story about a furry *thing*. Its collaborative! Join in!

One rule though:
NO KILLING FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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updated Jun 13 '10 by Juliia