THE FLU JAB FRAIDY CAT
Once upon a time there lived a man called Michael Boils, who was so afraid of having a flu jab that he tried to escape when his turn came, but one of the carers threw a lasso over him as he tried to run away and pulled him back into the flu jab room.This time Mike Boils was tied to his chair in order to prevent him from escaping as the nurse was about to give him an injection.
All of a sudden the Fraidy Cat let out a scream.
"Will you please stop screaming said the nurse so that I can carry out my job in giving you a flu jab Fraidy Cat".
In order to stop the frightened man from screaming he had a gag put over his mouth so that the nurse can carry on with her job.
After the flu jab the man's arm swelled up to the size of an elephant and had to be rushed to hospital where he was given steroids.He was discharged two days later.