Super Bastard doesn't bother with an alter ego, just goes to the shops.

Super Bastard briefly considered creating a kind alter ego for himself. He was going to assume the persona of a buddhist monk, who he would name Tim-Tep.
   Sadly, Super Bastard had no orange robes, and not enough interest in the rudiments of Buddhism to apply himself to such a rewardless undertaking.
  Instead, he went to the shop to steal some milk, in the hope that he would have the opportunity to be unkind to someone.

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