Super Bastard doesn't bother with an alter ego, just goes to the shops.
Super Bastard briefly considered creating a kind alter ego for himself. He was going to assume the persona of a buddhist monk, who he would name Tim-Tep.
Sadly, Super Bastard had no orange robes, and not enough interest in the rudiments of Buddhism to apply himself to such a rewardless undertaking.
Instead, he went to the shop to steal some milk, in the hope that he would have the opportunity to be unkind to someone.
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Just Chatting 
"I see you're going for a comic book premise with a dark, comical theme. Definiteltly, mean spirited can be funny. I love mean spirited and nast nasy individuals. That's how Disney made their money. But, I need to know more about Super Bastard. I don't need to know more about what Super Bastard went through as a child to become Super Bastard, but some inkling of what he does to become a super bastard and how people react will push the comedy forward. Does he go into blind people's homes and move their furniture around? Does he save an old woman's cat from a tree by throwing into oncoming traffic with a look of pure shock on his face? Start the ball rolling is what i'm getting at. Give me a reason to hate him so much I love him. The story, Diary of a Twelve Year Old has elements of that."
posted 1 day ago
by smac972
Critique 
"Gotta be honest Adam, not sure what they hell this is all about. Maybe my imgination's stilted but I don't really see a character in Super Bastard"
posted 1 day ago
by Baffs
Just Chatting 
"I really hope this one takes off..."
posted Apr 8
by Adam
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