The Eruption of 1,000 BananasMature

One day I was walking through the park, when suddenly Godzilla erupted from the ground. He was viciously masturbating, pumping his penis with a very fast motion. his groaning and moaning were getting kind of annoying so I started writing a letter. In my letter I asked Santa Clause to bring me a banana and not to send Michael Jackson again, because the last time he did, we had serious problems. Anyway, after I sent the letter, bananas started raining from the sky. I waved and thanked Jesus for this wonderful gift. I then took a banana and threw it at Godzilla and it went up his butt. They were freakin' hard bananas too. Then he exploded in jizz, and happily ever after. The End.