Lady S in scandal about Magic 'Luck' Mushrooms found in handbag...

It seems that the extremely lucky Lady S, who is a medium in her spare time (but I could bet money on her being an extra large), was caught in a Magic Mushroom fiasco after the said mushrooms were found in her bag.

The mushrooms, which will be tested by our very own Prof Techy with his new 'Food Processor' will shed more light on the story.

However, one unnamed witness of flat 7b in Wallingford Court, Wallingford Avenue made the statement that Lady S bought the mushrooms off of the tenant next door to her. How does she know we wonder...

Ratius - Now I'm the Drugs Correspondent...............

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