New porn site has laptops on the rise amongst Wallingford men

It seems that due to a new porn site opened by the notorious 'Betty Both-oles' of the East Wallingford Area, that thousands of men in shady glasses and long trench coats are going to the international computer supplier and asking in low voices for the laptop with a 'Lick-able Screen'.

The Lick-able Laptop, marketed as LapLickerTM is known to have been designed by Professor Thomas 'Oh Madam' Techy. He made a statement yesterday...

'It has come to my attention that due to the opening of a local porn site which only uses local women, my invention of the LapLickerTM has seen increased sales. But the advert on the telly doesn't tell the audience of the capabilities, the LapLickerTM has permanent WiFi connection even if there is no INTERNET in your area and has a screen that excretes a flavor enhancement chemical I discovered that creates the same flavor on the screen, however, each lick is worth 2000 calories so I may need to go back to the drawing board, But the Ice-Cream flavor is especially good! I must test the effectiveness on this porn site though, it could be a new area for marketing!'

It is understood  that Prof T Techy was unable to comment after that as his waistline expanded at such a rate after 'Testing' the porn site that he was admitted into hospital for becoming 'cock-eyed' as well as having a stiff tongue.

More updates on his condition is later issues of the Chronicle...

Ratius - now the Tech Correspondent, Law was just not paid well enough.... good luck to the next Law Correspondent...

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