This week in Community News
The East Wallingford Women's Auxiliary met Sunday afternoon at Pistachio-Nutmeg Park to discuss exactly what it is a Women's Auxiliary was and what they ought to be doing. After the conversation moved on to whether Gwynetth Paltrow and Anthony Robbins would be a cute or creepy couple, the ladies proceeded to suck back a case of brew, smoke a "fat one" and share a bucket of Tom's Fried Chicken . (with all the fixings)
The Procrastinator's Support group meeting has been cancelled this week. It will be rescheduled for a further date.
Tom's group of One has been cancelled due to sickness.
East Wallingford's Alcoholic's Anonymous would like to thank Jerry Innes, owner of Jerry's Pub and Grill for providing a new meeting locale free of charge. The meeting will now take place at 12:00pm rather than 7pm.
In gossip this week:
J.S. was seen kissing MY WIFE on Thursday outside Manny's Diner. Sources expect J.S. to have a black eye at next week's chairty baseball game.