Naked Man Flees Flaming Tanning Bed At Broadland Crossing

"The guy's orange complexion and the blonde highlights in his hair were actually the weirdest thing about this whole experience," said Alec Smarts, a coffeeshop patron who watched the entire event unfold.

Police are not presently commenting on why the tanning bed was chasing the man in the first place.

- Bertrand Manningham, East Wallingford Chronicle

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