The diary of a twelve year old

Monday 23rd June

It was a lively start to the week as we were all called into the hall to watch a public hanging of one of the year 7's who had forgotten his PE kit.

Unfortunately his head came off, but so not to waste it we later used it in a football match against the local grammar school.

We played 3 minutes extra time because the game was held up while the pitch was redeveloped and a high rise block of flats was built. (The flats were condemned the next day but are still inhabited by certain squatters who seem to be happy there).

We eventually won the match 57-0 after all of their side was sent off for setting fire to one fo the linesman.

Had cabbage for school dinner.

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