Try and jimmy the old iron lock with whatever you can find in the cell.

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It should answer most of the basic questions.

• All authors are responsible for their own content. We don't write this stuff. You do. So feel free to use a little adult humour, but please don't go overboard, or we'll have to flag the story as mature content.
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