In My Heart I Want Social Security

They say that at the time we retire,
All the money will be spent
But that is rather disconcerting
Since I'll still need to pay my rent!

When I retire I want social security
I want social security; it's there for you and me.
When I retire I want social security,
For social security is mine!

They say that there are still other options
Why not give to your 401K?
But I know that at the rate I'm giving
I'll be working for all my days!

When I retire I want social security
I want social security; it's there for you and me.
When I retire I want social security,

* for full appreciation of this particular parody see the hymn by Elton M. Roth "In My Heart Their Rings a Melody"

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