The Complimentary Con Man
There's a complimentary con man
Standing outside my door
Offering me fringe benefits
Hoping to make a score
He has all this knowledge
The vulnerable do not see
Inside his little bag of tricks
He calls "Complimentary"
He knows you have lost a spouse
While browsing through the adds
It's a secret he won't tell you
Because he knows it makes you sad
The Complimentary con man
Wears a multiple pocket suit
But he hides his true motives
Inside the soul of a boot
He might over free tickets to your favorite game
Or Insurance prems that won't increase
A pyramid of win fall
Or salvation really cheap
It doesn't really matter folks
which pocket he will chose
He markets a deception friend
And you are going to lose!
So when this Complimentary con man
Comes slithering across your path
Just give him your complimentary kick in the Ass!!
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