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Apparently noone in town besides Ross himself has a shred of logic in their brains. Despite being an interesection, and a lack of fuctioning traffic lights, it is now completely jammed with morons that cannot understand simple mathematics...GEOMETRY!

Remember that square peg in round hole nonsense? Cadillac Escalades do not fit on little white lines.

If you cannot cross it, you do not block it, blockhead. Green doesn't mean go, it means Proceed when the way is clear, so if it's not clear, YOU DON"T PROCEED!

Honestly you'd think common sense to some people is like Rocket science.

Someone hits Ross' back bumper HARD

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