Chapter 7: Book of Unwritten Rules

  1. Never eat someone else's food. They will know who it was and will come for you.
  2. Wear your pants so that they serve the purpose they were originally intended for. Nobody wants to see that mess.
  3. Clean underneath your nails frequently. If they look like you've been burying bodies in your backyard, then you need to try harder.
  4. Never insult someone in their own home. Odds are, they're giving you free food. 
  5. Always carry chapstick so you don't have to use someone else's. That's how you get mono.
  6. Do not sing in public when you think you are alone. You never are.

The End

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