Bilbo infiltrates the Head Corporation

I don't know what I was thinking writing this. Bilbo was a running joke at school since middle school, where I did my old man impression. This story pretty much spiraled out of control. Be warned that there may be references you don't understand, such as Shweemerica, another running joke.

Bilbo was on the street by the time gophers began spilling from the banana wound on Obama's forehead. He dashed past Mrs. WickerSham watering her garden and met up with Billie Bo at the street corner. "There's been a terrible mistake." Billie Bo said, concern in her misty blue eyes. They mounted Paul the jiggly horse and fed the noble steed a milk carton. The jiggly horse squealed and skipped around the corner, heading to the Mustache Lab, With the Ss. jelly donut parked in the parking lot. "I'll infiltrate the entrance." Billie Bo assured him. "Are you sure?" Bilbo whispered, concerned. "Leave it to me." she grabbed a cheesesteak samurai sword, swung it experimentally, and did a cartwheel into the shattered hole from where the gruffalo's chitlin smashed it. Immediately the alarms went off as the Millipede awoke. "Go!" She whispered, as the millipede burst into song. Bilbo sprouted fleshwings and soared to the top window. The room was dark and silent but soon the grinding of chains was heard as the guard Beyoncé was released. "Bark, bark, Beyoncé!" She sang aggressively. Suddenly, John Watson's mustache slithered through the window and squirted ketchup into the eyes of the Beyoncé. She hissed and flew to Uranus, spinning and singing. Just as he hoped, the box of mustache donuts lay open on the counter. He ate the donuts, getting cream on his face, then back flipped out the window. Paul jiggled to where he would have landed and caught him. They made a break for it as the mustache tanks zeroed in on him. He grabbed Billie Bo and flew to Shweemerica, where they would take refuge under the holy Jerome. All hail Jerome. Amen.

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