Alyson was the manliest man to ever live. He was, in fact, so manly that no one dared to ever question his manliness. Every morning, Alyson woke up and took a man shower. In that man shower, he would insure his manliness by dumping buckets upon buckets of Old Spice all over his manly body. This manly morning was no exception.

After drying his incredibly manly hair, Alyson put on manly clothes and then shoved on his manly shoes. After tying his manly shoelaces, he walked out of his manly home. Once outside, Alyson was blinded by something even manlier than he was.

The Almighty(and very manly) Double Rainbow.

The manly man took off at a sprint towards one of the four ends of the Almighty(and manly) Double Rainbow at once in order to obtain it's manly gold before any non-man could.

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