The revenge of the policeman

Spanner and the Policeman hated each other, for no reason other than the fact I said so. Which means it must be true because I am the author and this is my story because I wrote it, because I had nothing better to do...

Anyhow the policeman held a grudge against our Sparrow, who seems to be seldom mentioned, even though he is our main character, so let me fix it:

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Anyway the Policeman wanted revenge because Spanner shot him because he tried to eat Spanner because Spanner sold the Policeman's house behind his back because the Policeman fried his son because Spanner ate the policeman's lunch because...

Several hours (and a chicken sandwich) later

...Because both thought the other cheated on their game of Fifa 2001.

Anyway the policeman standed on Spanner (Yes standed is now a word, and the right word is not stood, I am correct)

What will Spanner do next?

The End

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