The Black Scandal Of The Black Sheep
Baa baa black sheep
Doesn't deal in wool...
And not just three, no
Fifty bags full
One for the actress,
One for the mayor,
One for the singing star
with beehive hair.
Baa baa black sheep
Gets the purest stuff
And his clients can't
get enough.
One for the footballer,
One for his ''wag'';
She keeps a little stash
In her Hermes Bag.
Baa baa black sheep,
Caught in a raid.
Seized all his gear, plus
all he was paid.
One for the sergeant,
One for his boss.
Nobody down the nick
will notice the loss.
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