Unbeknownst to our hero the kerosenians have tracked him down, for indeed technology has come a long way. The kerosenians are known for being one of the most feared races in this galaxy. The have extremely advanced technology, and horrible tusks that can gut almost any species alive. They’re crude, relentless, frightening, horrible, and above all else they are extremely intelligent. Always scheming and plotting their next move.
The scene is set on the outside of the apartment complex. The apartment complex is just a wall that has a door on it and maybe a lamps by the door it protrudes off stage stage left so the audience can’t see but they know it’s larger than what is on stage. Behind the wall is a spaceship landed on it’s side, It has a giant black mustache on the nose of the ship matching the one John Smith has on and the federation logo painted on the side.
*Enter stage right warthogs with spacesuits
*Enter from door of building John Smith
Oh, no my arch nemesis’ the kerosenians!
*Enter from door of building Mr. And Mrs. Dwyer and Mr.turnakey
Wha..what’s going on? who are they?What’s happening?
It just some stupid pigs dressing up for halloween. Come on Dear lets go back inside so I can watch my show.
*Starts walking back but is cut off by John
These Aren’t just some stupid pigs Mrs. Dwyer. These are Kerosenians, a horrible race and they are lead by no other than Doctor Oid!
*Enter stage left Dr.oid : An android warthog with robotic arms and legs with an assortment of weapons all over him.
Yes Mr. Carbon, We are the horrible race of Kerosenians, And I think you know what we’re here for.
John, why did he call you Mr. Carbon?
That my dear friend is because I am really(rips off mustache) CAPTAIN CARBON!
Captain Carbon! Sir, I have read all about you in the news. I helped start the F.o.o.l.s: CC fan club. I know all of you gadgets and gizmos.
Then my dear fan you must know how I was able to deceive you these past three years. (holds up the fake mustache)
Oh my gosh! Is that the mustache of different Identity!
None other my dear friend, None other.
Are you kidding me! All these years you’re telling me you didn’t know who he was?
It’s understandable ma'am , for no person in the galaxy can no my true identity when I wear the mustache. And if you excuse me I have some business to take care of. (Puts on mustache)
John, John you missed it Captain Carbon was here. THE captain carbon. Wait a sec were’d he go, he was just here were’d he go?
What trickery is this, Captain Carbon has disappeared. Minions find him! Find Him now! Wait there he is. (points to John) Get him, get him!
Is this really happening, are you all this stupid.
*John goes into the building
Arm the cannons! Destroy the building!
* A few warthogs run off stage, stage right
*John Runs out of the door, dressed in captain’s uniform holding the rubber chicken and a laser gun, not wearing the mustache. There’s the sound of a cannon being fired and the wall falls over,showing that it’s not an actual building and it’s on fire.
Come one then, we have to get out of here. I must complete my mission. Come, on.
*Starts running towards the spaceship
But where can we go? Our homes are burned down, what are we going to do? We have no way of escape?
Oh yes we do. (removes mustache from spaceship) We have my starship.
Woah, where did that thing come from?Has that been here the whole time?
Are you kidding me! You pass it on your way to work everyday!
No, I think I would remember something like that next to my apartments.
Minions! Don’t let Carbon get to the ship! If he gets in, I’ll kill the furthest five away from the ship!
*The warthogs scramble over towards the starship as fast as they can
*Carbon stars shooting his laser at them and they run off in different directions.
Get in! All of you hurry up get in the ship!(gesturing to the Dwyers and Mr.Turnakey)
*The three run towards the door of the ship and get in
You’ll never get the chicken doctor Oid!
*goes in, and ship begins to shake, with smoke coming out of the end
He’s taking off, Back to the ship! Back to the ship!
*Warthogs run off stage right dr.oid walks over to the edge of stage and stops the last five
Except for you five, I told you what would happen if he got to the ship.
*Zaps them with a one of the lasers from his arm, they fall to the ground, he walks off stage
*sound of two takeoffs