Donny's been gone for over an hour now. I decide that it's time to call the police to make sure he hasn't done anything stupid.
"Yes?" answers a voice on the other end.
"Has anyone recently checked into a hospital?"
"Well, yeah. Let's see . . . " mutters the woman. "Aha! Here we are. We had a woman having a baby . . . and some man who got hit by a car."
"Hit by a car?!?" I shout at her.
"Yeah," she says. "He was seen walking into a store with no shoes on, and a witness said he walked outside and some crazy driver ran a red light and hit him. When they pulled him into the ambulance he kept muttering 'Elidh, Elidh . . . ' "
"I'm Elidh!" I scream! I hang up the phone without saying goodbye and run outside to get to the hospital as fast as I can.