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Hi There!!!!!!!!!!!! Today I will make Swan salad.The first thing to do is get a whole swan and get a puppy to take out the giblets,Then get mud and use a brush to brush the mud on the swan.Use a glove to sprinkle herbs on the giblets and fry them with computer keys.The best dressing are water-pear dressing or bann-apple dressing.Then get Usher to go buy you these things:newspapers,books,chocolate computer keys and tell him to buy Justin Bieber or Jonas Brothers and ther you go you swan salad.Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END

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