Facebooked
In keeping with the Facebook subject...
Facebooked.
Denis and Doris are sitting on a bench, in silence. She is the first to break it. Boys and Girls style, delivered with childish candor.
Doris: Are we friends?
Denis: Yes. Aren't we?
Doris: Yes. (Pause) But, you know, friends?
Denis: We are friends.
Doris: But we're not proper friends. We're not...
Denis: We're not what?
Doris: We're not facebook friends.
Pause.
Denis: I'll facebook you.
Doris: I'd like that.
Denis: You're gonna get facebooked.
Doris: Thanks.
Denis: Me, you, facebook.
Doris: It's a date.
Denis: It's a facebook date.
Doris: Good.
Denis: You wont ever have another date like it.
Doris: I hope so.
Denis: You wont ever have another facebook date like it.
Doris: You're making me blush.
Denis: No-one will facebook you like I'm going to facebook you.
Doris: We should get out of here.
Denis: Facebook wont know what hit it.
Doris: Let's go.
Denis: I'll status you.
Doris: Status me.
Denis: And I'll tag you.
Doris: I can't wait.
Denis: Have you ever been facebooked before?
Doris: No.
Denis: You wont be facebooked again, like I'm going to facebook you.
Doris: No.
Donald enters quietly.
Donald: Doris?
Doris: Donald!
Donald: What are you doing?
Doris: What am I doing? What are you doing?
Donald: Whose this?
Denis: I'm Denis.
Donald: Denis?
Doris: Denis?
Denis: Who did you think I was?
Doris: Donald.
Donald: That's me.
Denis: Donald.
Doris: Not Denis.
Donald: She doesn't know any Denis.
Denis: She does now.
Doris: Hello, Denis.
Donald: Doris!
Doris: Oh, yes. Donald's my boy.
Denis: He's your boy?
Donald: Problem?
Denis: Yes. What am I?
Donald: Gone!
Denis: Okay, okay. I'm gone.
He exits. Donald and Doris sit in silence. He is the first to break it.
Donald: I'll facebook you.
Doris: I'd like that.
Donald: You're gonna get facebooked.
Doris: Thanks.
Donald: Me, you, facebook.
Doris: It's a date.
Donald: It's a facebook date.
Doris: Good.
Donald: You wont ever have another date like it.
Doris: I hope so.
Donald: You wont ever have another facebook date like it.
Doris: You're making me blush.
Donald: No-one will facebook you like I'm going to facebook you.
Lights down.
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So a Protagonize friend of mine (Mr. MikeFlaws) has been trying to get some plays, one-acts, etc up here on Protagonize. Well, this is neither, but it is a sketch comedy skit which I thought would be a good place for me to start.The purpose of this skit (and the ones that hopefully will follow) is to provide you Protagonizers with some ideas for fun sketch comedy skits should you have occasion to need one. If you've written such skits and would like to share them, please, please feel free to contribute!
If you are interested in seeing what this first skit looks like performed, here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5TZE88rtg8
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