When you arrive, there are hardly any patients left. You sit down, and wait for the doctor patiently.
A nurse comes out of one of the rooms and calls out your name. You follow her to the doctor's room. The sign says D. O. Om. What an odd name, you think.
'Ah, you are looking at the sign, I see,' says the nurse. 'Most people think it spells doom, and it does, but his actual name is Darren Oliver Om.'
You are relieved by this remark, and go inside. A man is sitting on a chair in the middle of the room, behind a desk. He looks up and gestures you to sit in a chair opposite him.
'Now,' says the doctor, reading off a list, 'Am I correct in stating that you have come here because...