The crowds cheer as you enter the stadium from your warp star. They scream "Kir-by!" as you smile and take poses for photos that will likely be on every newspaper tomorrow. The public loves you, and you want to give them what they want.
You see a green pipe in the distance. Mario jumps up from his warp pipe, ready to fight. You've been friends with the little puffball since you've met him, and you guys always loved a little duel.
You know that the grand prize for winning is a grand buffet, and you just can't wait to eat everything there! Even though you've eaten an hour ago, you're hungry!
The announcer says "Ladies and gentlemen! Goombas and Waddle-Dees! Let's start the final showdown of the 2008 Super Smash Bros TOURNAMENT!!!" The audience cheers so loudly that even a deaf person can hear them scream from miles away. "Today we have on our right the 2-time champion from 1999 and 2001, KIRBY!!!" You say "Hiii!"
"And on our right, the the guy that saved Peach from the Mushroom Kingdom more than ten times, Mario!!!" The Italian red-dressed brawler says, "Let's-a-go!"
"Alright, the moment you've been waiting for, it's time for the fun to start! 3... 2... 1... GO!"
You start up with a wooden hammer to Mario's face. He replies with an uppercut. And the brawl begins.
Mario throws a red fire ball and jumps in the air. While you dodged it, he quickly did a down-thrust punch and successfully hit you. You use your super fast punching skills to hit him multiple times. You kick Mario, but he blocked it. And while he tries to sneak in another fire ball, you swallow him. The crowd cheers.
You stand proudly with the Italian in your mouth, squirming. Then, you forcefully puff Mario out, leaving him with some tough bruises. You run away while he chases you on the blue-floored stage.
While you're on the edge of the stage, he does a super hard roundhouse kick and left you falling. However, you just simply fly upwards and kicked Mario back. While you proceed to punching wildly, Mario managed to get F.L.U.D. out of his suspenders and sprayed you with water, blinding you. The next thing you know, you get punched really hard.
You both stand there, ten feet away, tired. You know this could go three ways.