Young Skywalker was a good lad

Until Palpatine made him turn bad

There was a palaver

And he fell in some lava

And now he's robotic and sad.

There was a young rebel called Luke

Who destroyed the Death Star by a fluke

Princess Leia - he kissed her

Even though she's his sister

And made poor old Chewbacca puke.

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