So... People kept on talking about this thing, so I thought I'd have a go at it. Not really the diary type, but what the heck.
And now that I think about it, I might need this; I've got quite a lot of things on my mind at the moment.
Okay, so I've been seeing someone else besides Louise. I admit it - I'm a bad man. I'm just sorta getting bored of her, you know? It's been three years already, I can't be expected to keep up with this for very long. It's not like we're gonna get married or something! Honestly, I'm getting rather sick of her banana muffins and I only eat them so she doesn't think I'm not into her as much.
And the thing is.. Morgan Stanley's so much more... fresh. She's not into that whole romantic sloshy, lovey-dovey stuff that you see in the movies. She's edgy; she does things just because she wants to, whether or not it's morally correct or any of that spiritual bull.
I kissed her and she was so into it, and it felt so much better with her than with Louise. Louise's kisses are like, "stay with me forever" or "you are my soulmate" and Morgan's are like, "he's hot, and I'm in a good mood so whatever".
So I've been thinking. Since I'm not happy with Louise and I'm sure she's got a lot of other guys waiting in line for her who can take that 'Titanic' type of romance and I've got feelings for Morgan, why don't I, you know, end it? End it with Louise I mean. She doesn't have to know about Morgan, and about two weeks later, Morgan and I can get it on and it'll all be okay.
Oh man, I think I might be in love with Morgan. The more I think about her, my heart just pumps faster and faster. This has got to be the right thing to do. And I'm going to do it. Goodbye Louise.