(Sung to the tune of "Castle on a Cloud", from Les Miz)

There is a place I call daycare

I get to go while Mommy works,

Daddy's a boozer and a "jerk"

Mommy wishes he'd pay his share

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There is a schoolyard full of glass

there isn't any jungle gym

the school board elected to take them in

so parents wouldn't sue their ass

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I have a lunchbag full of "snacks"

I have a Coke can full of fizz

there is a fat boy that says they're his

he's got a knife,and he dresses all in black

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I know a place where I get lost

I know a place where no one cries,

It wouldn't matter because it's so loud,

Here, my corner is where I pout.

I

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updated Jul 7 by Tasha_Noble