Sonderland
Is a wonderland
A place you can relax

But Sonderland
Is an obtuse land
And you must hear some facts

Sonderland
Is filled with sand
But only in your slacks

In Sonderland
The food is bland
And there are no midnight snacks

In Sonderland
Will your waist expand
To a whale-y weighty max

Sonderland
Only has one band
And it's just an off-key sax

And the Sonderland
Homes are grand
But so is property tax

If in Sonderland
You'd like to stand
You musn't stand on cracks

For in Sonderland
If on cracks you land
You're off to the torture racks

And in Sonderland
You will be canned
If you chairs all have backs

So if Sonderland
'S your destination, planned
Watch out for crazy hacks

In fact Sonderland
Ain't a wonderland
Let's give it the axe!

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