I got a rhyming dictionary,
Pretty as can be.
Hopefully I'll learn how to rhyme
So they aren't so stinky.
More times than not they're stretches
I'm looking now, oh dang! Can't find
A rhyme for "obvious"!
I flip through pages frantically
Oh, what word should I try?
Do "Bay Stater" and "satyr" work?
Nuh-uh, that sure won't fly.
Perhaps, I think, I'll just give up
This whole poetry breed.
But then what use will this book have?
At least it's fun to read...